I tried to just scroll past. I really did try.
wait for it
whoop there it is
my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
walking into class on the day of the test like
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
click play and watch the gif
Do you ever get jealous because Dan was like this 18 year old kid on a gap year who had no idea what the fuck he was doing then Phil sweeps in and steers him in the right direction and was just generally this older, dependable friend and you’re just kind of sat here trying to figure out your future and it’s like “okay, universe, where my phil?!”
He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.
YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY